I Fixed the Alphabet

VERSION 3 OUT NOW kzworld.info/throw/bejne/gGRoad2ysqeplIc

The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

"Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

"Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it

Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD

I love how you made the subtitles change slowly as the video went on to show the progress you have made

This video and how he changed the subtitles while making the changes was absolutely 🐦

In other languages these letters have unique sounds. It's just how the English language uses them. Also works have semantics and therr is a link between the letters we use and the meaning of the word.

I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

The fact that the subtitles match with what he's doing to the alphabet 🤣

I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

I love how the captions actually follow the established rules as the video goes on

"there is so many issues with this that nobody brings up" *proceeds to not name them* this mans on that sigma grind

The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

2:09 Just noticed that the subtitles use the revised version of the alphabet in the video. 2:29 Getting rid of the capital 'i' just makes it more confusing. Only in digital text is the capital 'i' really an issue. It should be a standard I that has a T-shape from both up and down.

Love that the subtitles change with the video! Ingenius idea, made me laugh!

Had a hearty laugh on this one lol... But for people who are curious, check out the Indian Devnagri script... This script includes the pronunciation in the text itself, so we don't have to remember the spellings like we do in English (atleast 90% of the time.) This is the reason why you might have heard that Sanskrit is the most unambiguous language.. Good day

BRO. That was hilarious. Thank you so much. You have done a good thing. Making people happy.

As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

At first I thought you were just reinventing the Danish language. Extreme is spelled "Ekstrem" and we call "W" double V Also love that you spelled out ass at 4:40

i like how the captions just follow every rule when its made andmmy brain hurts every second exponentially more

Fun fact: English gained Q (and the Qu rule) from the French -- when we used to say Queen, it was actually Kween. Then the Normans came over and the rest is history.

Just a random thought: "is anyone else (who needs glasses) pavloved into reciting what letters they see because of this font or is it just me?"

If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

That captions just killed it 🤣 he literally remove the letters in the captions too which what he removes from the vids, and he actually used his invented alphabet in the captions

Can we all agree that this bird from Egypt 𓅱 is the solution of everything wrong with alphabets 𓅱

I really appreciate that you wrote the subtitles according to Alphabet 2 as the video went along 🤣 And the zoom in on "J" in "just" 😂😂 absolutely perfect 🤣 I CANNOT ABIDE TO THIS VERSION THOUGH 😂 ...even though I kinda agree with it 🤣🤣🤣

"Can we bring back bird from Egypt?" The moment you said that i realized that you are making a roster for a crossover fighting game of letters. My hats off to you good sir.

In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

this vid reminds me of Ella Minnow Pea, a novel where the author changes the spellings as the story proceeds, more and more letters of the alphabet are excluded from the characters' writing

i love how the subtitles change to fit his new alphabet as he changes it

Someone who made the subtitles is a genius

I love how the Subtitles change according to the Alphabet present in the video

A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

"so many problems that no one ever talks about" You have never spoken to a linguist in your life, have you?

Love, it works only in english, there is literally no questioning about what the other language should do at all🥴😭🤣 (Plus we French people are already calling "w", "double v" sooo we basically nailed it)

"It's called double V now" The French: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

I love how as he keeps changing things the captions start to change as well

This video is awesome. I've finally learned the true alphabet.

Actually, in french, "W" is said as "double v" so the french language was more accurate

Thank you for taking the time to add subtitles

This is great n' all, but the English language is constructed such that, in order to get rid of certain letters (take for instance the letter 'C'), you'd need to take apart and reconstruct the entire language from the ground up.

The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

glad you changed the order. I can't imagine having to say the ABOs instead of the ABCs

I was waiting for the entirety of the video for him to say "now let's add thorn back" (I know thorn is literally just y but having it called thorn and replacing the th sound is so much better)

i like the captions changing with the development of the video. this is top tier.

the fact that the captions change as he changes it is INCREDIBLE

It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

This is probably the most accurate depiction available, of how we've arrived at our CURRENT writing systems. βяαννο🐧!

When you said "...wait, bring Qq back..." and it came back poorly drawn, I screamed 🤣🤣🤣

Gotta give him props for changing the *Captions*

I love that when he did the logo, he did his happy oat.

"No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

Whoever made the CCs, I love you without even knowing you.

As a history major the first thirty seconds of this video were excruciating torture

I love how the captions change based on the state of the alphabet

I love the subtitles. Never though I was gonna say this at all in my life

You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

jokes apart, he really fixed the alphabet. you still can understand the description and finish word

Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

"the romans formed the letters" The Greeks and the Phoenicians: Are we a joke to you? The Romans borrowed the Greek alphabet, just so you know.

Damn, someone missed a mark on a English test cause they spelt something wrong 😂

grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

as the video goes, the captions change based on the actual alphabet, GENIOUS

We used to have 20 characters (with 3 markings to distinguish how they're pronounced) in our alphabet.

POV: You use subtitles, and you realise they did the subtitles with the new alphabet

Using that eXtreme logic, you better realize that thikk will never come close to thicc, period.

“Let’s call it double v” French and Spanish: “I am always two steps ahead.”

Except when you really think, in different languages all the removed letters make sense

He actually made the subtitles so that it is written in alphabet 2. Dont believe me open your subtitles. Timestamp: 2:10

the fact that when you click on subtitles it even goes along with your aphabet

I love how the captions follow his alphabet

Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

5:20 actually you can do that, your signature can be whatever the hell you want as long as it’s consistent

Love how you made the captions match your alpabet

"It's double V now" I mean the French already call it that.

Let's call this "Double-V" French (and most likely a couple of other language): Way ahead of you bruh