I Fixed the Alphabet

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  • VERSION 3 OUT NOW kzworld.info/throw/bejne/gGRoad2ysqeplIc

    Oats JenkinsOats Jenkins3 ай бұрын
    • if you reply to this, I'll begin to spread the message by using this alphabet in my videos, and telling my friends to do it!

      Suspicious GumnutSuspicious Gumnut19 күн бұрын
    • Yup. You just screwed up Symplectic Geometry, which uses p's and q's, along with one of its off-shoots, the Heisenberg Relations [q,p] = iħ, so we can't do Quantum Theory either. No Quantum Theory, no Hall Effect, no Transistors, no computer chips, bye bye internet, because you're not running it on steam. And then you lose the relations bd = 1 = pq, bq = 0 = pd (and db + qp = 1, which we found isn't really necessary, but I still use it elsewhere) in the new Chomsky-Schützenberger based formulation for context-free expressions (yes, we've bumped the classical regular expression algebra of Kleene a notch up the Chomsky hierarchy from type 3 to type 2, and we're about to totally remake the entire LR parsing framework and all the technology stack built on it - which means everything - and you're welcome). And it does wonders for matrix algebra; e.g., dAb + dBp + qCb + qDp is the linear form of a 2×2 matrix; x + (dp - qb) y is a complex number, since (dp - qb)² = -1. Quaternions are in there too (so are the Pauli matrices, Dirac matrices and, in fact, *every single* finite dimensional vector and matrix algebra - or anything that can be expressed or represented in terms of them, but I digress). So, the q's gotta stay.

      Rock BrentwoodRock Brentwood23 күн бұрын
    • @Ender you pinged me with a Hy so I said Hy back

      seckseck26 күн бұрын
    • @Luizdemokle_diamondman how do u replace r & y?

      EnderEnder26 күн бұрын
    • @seck what?

      EnderEnder26 күн бұрын
  • The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

    LeronLeronАй бұрын
    • A missed opportunity

      alterdy asmralterdy asmr5 күн бұрын
    • Betabet

      JuliasTheEpicJuliasTheEpic9 күн бұрын
    • 😅🤣

      NSNS10 күн бұрын
    • No.BETABET

      Isaac’s Epic Youtube ChannelIsaac’s Epic Youtube Channel11 күн бұрын
    • ​@firechallenge stop making a f score over me!!!!! JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y O U A R E B A N N E D *bannes @firchallenge from the chat*

      Mariana CocoraMariana Cocora17 күн бұрын
  • "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

    TheMoldySausageTheMoldySausageАй бұрын
    • @flame - Jérémy true but signatures also suck, we should use fingerprints of all 10 fingers instead

      Wsads 420Wsads 42022 күн бұрын
    • @flame - Jérémy bruh it was a joke

      MintChromeMintChrome25 күн бұрын
    • Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

      flame - Jérémyflame - Jérémy27 күн бұрын
    • @18 21 Wow

      MarioStar13MarioStar13Ай бұрын
    • @MarioStar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

      18 2118 21Ай бұрын
  • Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

    IHasFeets AKA Fred WeasleyIHasFeets AKA Fred WeasleyАй бұрын
    • In Poland our "w" is English "v" and English "w" is in Poland "ł"

      MateoS07MateoS0720 сағат бұрын
    • I thinking everyone except the english say double V. In catalan and spanish also

      Jordi MasJordi Mas5 күн бұрын
    • @alisha laisa yeah, Handwritten is just 2 U’s glued together.

      Ren !Ren !10 күн бұрын
    • the first person who wrote the letter "w" looked like two u's, because of their different letter (maybe)

      KitKit12 күн бұрын
    • its because when we are actually writing it in real life, no one writes it like two v's.We write it like two u's.

      alisha laisaalisha laisa21 күн бұрын
  • I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

    minkle madnessminkle madnessАй бұрын
  • "Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

    KalKalАй бұрын
    • Just say Kiwi

      RegigeigerRegigeiger29 күн бұрын
  • Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it

    AsiyahAsiyahАй бұрын
    • Where’s ur pfp from?

      Tori KoTori Ko19 күн бұрын
    • He made his own subtitles🤦‍♂️𓅱 This is not auto translate𓅱

    • You can, but Im not going to appreciate it.

      JC DentonJC Denton28 күн бұрын
    • HAHAHHAHA OMG thank you! This makes this whole video so much more entertaining xD

      Red LöphixRed LöphixАй бұрын
  • Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD

    The_57thPonyThe_57thPonyАй бұрын
  • I love how you made the subtitles change slowly as the video went on to show the progress you have made

    A Big Grunty ThirstA Big Grunty ThirstАй бұрын
  • This video and how he changed the subtitles while making the changes was absolutely 🐦

    Der FuchsDer FuchsАй бұрын
  • In other languages these letters have unique sounds. It's just how the English language uses them. Also works have semantics and therr is a link between the letters we use and the meaning of the word.

    Antigoni TsouniAntigoni TsouniАй бұрын
  • I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

    StevenBridgesStevenBridgesАй бұрын
    • it is legitimate, it makes mor sense, we dont need to think hard now

      Mikey StolpMikey Stolp23 сағат бұрын
    • It is Mr. Verified

      JellyfishYTJellyfishYT10 күн бұрын
    • It is. Duh

      Dumb LoserDumb Loser23 күн бұрын
    • Same lol

      LiryshaaLiryshaaАй бұрын
    • ME Too BUT THis is AksEPTABL

      IliketoDrawIliketoDrawАй бұрын
  • The fact that the subtitles match with what he's doing to the alphabet 🤣

    Psychotic CoconutPsychotic CoconutАй бұрын
  • I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

    Julian Bertsch Julian Bertsch Ай бұрын
  • I love how the captions actually follow the established rules as the video goes on

    national fink gamingnational fink gaming14 күн бұрын
  • "there is so many issues with this that nobody brings up" *proceeds to not name them* this mans on that sigma grind

    CgCgАй бұрын
  • The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

    RububRububАй бұрын

      SL4S GamingSL4S Gaming17 күн бұрын
    • @MEGA BRAUNIS I never said it was auto transtalte though?

      RububRubub23 күн бұрын
    • He made his own subtitles🤦‍♂️𓅱 This is not auto translate𓅱

    • @Drift KAPiTAL i’S R NOT WELKOM

      LoriLoriАй бұрын
    • I was using captions because my mom was sleeping BAHAHAHAHAH

      LemonBobaFrogLemonBobaFrogАй бұрын
  • 2:09 Just noticed that the subtitles use the revised version of the alphabet in the video. 2:29 Getting rid of the capital 'i' just makes it more confusing. Only in digital text is the capital 'i' really an issue. It should be a standard I that has a T-shape from both up and down.

    Animation LabzAnimation LabzАй бұрын
  • Love that the subtitles change with the video! Ingenius idea, made me laugh!

    EliyBEliyBАй бұрын
  • Had a hearty laugh on this one lol... But for people who are curious, check out the Indian Devnagri script... This script includes the pronunciation in the text itself, so we don't have to remember the spellings like we do in English (atleast 90% of the time.) This is the reason why you might have heard that Sanskrit is the most unambiguous language.. Good day

    1DS20CS145-Aum Patil1DS20CS145-Aum PatilАй бұрын
  • BRO. That was hilarious. Thank you so much. You have done a good thing. Making people happy.

    electric warlockelectric warlockАй бұрын
  • As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

    Dani ThoDani Tho2 ай бұрын
    • @Readily available Chomper Agreed pogo peas suck

      Logan SharkLogan SharkАй бұрын
    • @Logan Shark Dont know why you brought Gw2 up, but I CANT STAND POGO PEAS.

      Readily available ChomperReadily available ChomperАй бұрын
    • lol

      wayawayaАй бұрын
    • just infuriating lol i hate people who seriously want bullshit like this to happen

      RoRoАй бұрын
    • @LInkash lol aint got the time

      Dani ThoDani ThoАй бұрын
  • At first I thought you were just reinventing the Danish language. Extreme is spelled "Ekstrem" and we call "W" double V Also love that you spelled out ass at 4:40

    Lukas GlemdetLukas GlemdetАй бұрын
  • i like how the captions just follow every rule when its made andmmy brain hurts every second exponentially more

    LitoMikeM1 YTLitoMikeM1 YT20 күн бұрын
  • Fun fact: English gained Q (and the Qu rule) from the French -- when we used to say Queen, it was actually Kween. Then the Normans came over and the rest is history.

    Mike BakerMike BakerАй бұрын
  • Just a random thought: "is anyone else (who needs glasses) pavloved into reciting what letters they see because of this font or is it just me?"

    Ava PaigeAva PaigeАй бұрын
  • If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

    TheGameBoy11TheGameBoy112 ай бұрын
    • @OK Jeffy Æ

      _Cløudy__Cløudy_Ай бұрын
    • Because we all know the sequel would suck.

      2A422A42Ай бұрын
    • The book is better than the film

      Clinton BoucheixClinton BoucheixАй бұрын
    • Nah bro we need a prequel

      Oliver DennisOliver DennisАй бұрын
  • That captions just killed it 🤣 he literally remove the letters in the captions too which what he removes from the vids, and he actually used his invented alphabet in the captions

    alena ela moyaalena ela moyaАй бұрын
  • Can we all agree that this bird from Egypt 𓅱 is the solution of everything wrong with alphabets 𓅱

    Whydidyoureadthis𓅱Whydidyoureadthis𓅱Ай бұрын
  • I really appreciate that you wrote the subtitles according to Alphabet 2 as the video went along 🤣 And the zoom in on "J" in "just" 😂😂 absolutely perfect 🤣 I CANNOT ABIDE TO THIS VERSION THOUGH 😂 ...even though I kinda agree with it 🤣🤣🤣

    Patrick Schuster-WileyPatrick Schuster-WileyАй бұрын
    • @RichConnerGMN spot on 👌

      Patrick Schuster-WileyPatrick Schuster-WileyАй бұрын
    • thanks that was me

      RichConnerGMNRichConnerGMNАй бұрын
  • "Can we bring back bird from Egypt?" The moment you said that i realized that you are making a roster for a crossover fighting game of letters. My hats off to you good sir.

    Pineapple PearJuicePineapple PearJuiceАй бұрын
  • In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

    T FVT FV2 ай бұрын
    • @hi hi oiseaux eaux cailloux choux xD

      flame - Jérémyflame - Jérémy27 күн бұрын
    • @ely_wannadie ba parceque 60 plus 10 ça fait soixante dix c'est comme quatre vingt quinze c'est quatre vingt plus quinze

      flame - Jérémyflame - Jérémy27 күн бұрын
    • @Chris LeeWoo french was latin , so you are saying latin was make confusion on purpose , and then with the years it has developed .

      flame - Jérémyflame - Jérémy27 күн бұрын
    • @Black Jackdaw because that's the number , quatre-vingt + quinze , that easy

      flame - Jérémyflame - Jérémy27 күн бұрын
    • u could also just say W instead of uu or vv

      DominikDominikАй бұрын
  • this vid reminds me of Ella Minnow Pea, a novel where the author changes the spellings as the story proceeds, more and more letters of the alphabet are excluded from the characters' writing

    Darling ChipDarling ChipАй бұрын
  • i love how the subtitles change to fit his new alphabet as he changes it

    Kboylee_on_YTKboylee_on_YTАй бұрын
  • Someone who made the subtitles is a genius

    NOOB ÍKNOOB ÍKАй бұрын
  • I love how the Subtitles change according to the Alphabet present in the video

    CacosmicCacosmicАй бұрын
  • A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

    Red GreenRed Green2 ай бұрын
    • lmao even more fun when alpha bros use these terms (Alpha, beta, Omega lol)

      Alaska BaneAlaska BaneАй бұрын
    • @Your favorite trio yes

      Raigardas RimasRaigardas RimasАй бұрын
    • Oh god

      Zuha ♡︎Zuha ♡︎Ай бұрын
    • Nonono not abo not ABO

      Heather HattonHeather HattonАй бұрын
  • "so many problems that no one ever talks about" You have never spoken to a linguist in your life, have you?

    James Duncanson-HunterJames Duncanson-HunterАй бұрын
  • Love, it works only in english, there is literally no questioning about what the other language should do at all🥴😭🤣 (Plus we French people are already calling "w", "double v" sooo we basically nailed it)

    Salomée SerolSalomée SerolАй бұрын
  • "It's called double V now" The French: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

    Jordy V.Jordy V.19 күн бұрын
  • I love how as he keeps changing things the captions start to change as well

    random-Personrandom-PersonАй бұрын
    • thanks that was me

      RichConnerGMNRichConnerGMNАй бұрын
  • This video is awesome. I've finally learned the true alphabet.

    Anthony MaiaAnthony MaiaАй бұрын
  • Actually, in french, "W" is said as "double v" so the french language was more accurate

    AlexPlaysRobloxAlexPlaysRobloxАй бұрын
    • Same in swedish

      CatCrewCatCrewАй бұрын
  • Thank you for taking the time to add subtitles

    Jackson HughesJackson HughesАй бұрын
  • This is great n' all, but the English language is constructed such that, in order to get rid of certain letters (take for instance the letter 'C'), you'd need to take apart and reconstruct the entire language from the ground up.

    Dr BrightDr BrightАй бұрын
  • The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

    Rylan ChapmanRylan ChapmanАй бұрын
    • @NMrocks great but devices which check your fingerprints and people with eyesight comparing fingerprints dont go as far as to check on a molecular level , as long as the fingerprint looks similar enough it works

      Alex și mai multeAlex și mai multeАй бұрын
    • @Alex și mai multe fingerprints aren't procedurally generated by a computer inside your mother's body like a Minecraft world. Since the fingerprints are made by your skin cells, you can have randomness at a molecular level and the number of combinations possible with such a system would be far more than 8 billion

      NMrocksNMrocksАй бұрын
    • @Connor Barkington you can buy a new stamp, and then a mask, new cloth, and other stuff, then no one can tell who you are (effectively, you brought a new name and thus a new identity)

      xian Wuxian WuАй бұрын
    • no, u have to buy it yourself for easy things, u can just use an standart one from a konbini, but for more formal things u have to make it from an frofessiona, what costs a lot of money. but they change it slowly to the better signatures.

      DominikDominikАй бұрын
    • @Jay Eisenhardt since everytime somebody is born they get a random fingerprint having this multiplied 8 bilion times kind of narrows down the chances of having a unique one , the same way through which randomly generating a minecraft map 8 bilion times for example makes it very likely to end up with tje same map once or twice

      Alex și mai multeAlex și mai multeАй бұрын
  • glad you changed the order. I can't imagine having to say the ABOs instead of the ABCs

    Erie RosewoodErie RosewoodАй бұрын
  • I was waiting for the entirety of the video for him to say "now let's add thorn back" (I know thorn is literally just y but having it called thorn and replacing the th sound is so much better)

    Antonia AlabamaAntonia Alabama15 күн бұрын
  • i like the captions changing with the development of the video. this is top tier.

    nhutnhutАй бұрын
  • the fact that the captions change as he changes it is INCREDIBLE

    Connor Lugo-HarrisConnor Lugo-HarrisАй бұрын
  • It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

    PlexiatePlexiate2 ай бұрын
    • @Qwerty *kreatd

      Чара ДриимуррЧара ДриимуррАй бұрын
    • *qreeated*

      ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴠᴇɴᴜꜱ.ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴠᴇɴᴜꜱ.Ай бұрын
    • sorry *kreated*

      idkuserijidkuserijАй бұрын
    • @Qwerty uz the new alphabeta u normee*

      *aaci*aaciАй бұрын
    • kreated* use the new alphabet you normie

      QwertyQwertyАй бұрын
  • This is probably the most accurate depiction available, of how we've arrived at our CURRENT writing systems. βяαννο🐧!

    KalmateTuristaKalmateTuristaАй бұрын
  • When you said "...wait, bring Qq back..." and it came back poorly drawn, I screamed 🤣🤣🤣

    FadeSkywardsFadeSkywardsАй бұрын
  • Gotta give him props for changing the *Captions*

    Eduardo CarranzaEduardo CarranzaАй бұрын
  • I love that when he did the logo, he did his happy oat.

    OhioanVlogsOhioanVlogs28 күн бұрын
  • "No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

    Alexander CheongAlexander Cheong2 ай бұрын
    • personal stamps are still used in China to sign art pieces or even in bank

      Darcy ZhangDarcy ZhangАй бұрын
    • ​@james gizasson good to know that I'm not alone

      Abyan SetiaAbyan SetiaАй бұрын
    • NFT is shit. FreeBSD is the future.

      Ta_PegandoFogoTa_PegandoFogoАй бұрын
    • Noooo

      AgenderVibesAgenderVibesАй бұрын
  • Whoever made the CCs, I love you without even knowing you.

    nattivlnattivl3 күн бұрын
  • As a history major the first thirty seconds of this video were excruciating torture

    EAT👏THE👏RICHEAT👏THE👏RICH17 күн бұрын
  • I love how the captions change based on the state of the alphabet

    PhnibletPhniblet13 күн бұрын
  • I love the subtitles. Never though I was gonna say this at all in my life

    Mark ZaneMark ZaneАй бұрын
    • thanks that was me

      RichConnerGMNRichConnerGMNАй бұрын
  • You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

    ValkryieMValkryieM2 ай бұрын
    • Nestle

      Villager #1Villager #1Ай бұрын
    • @Bernie Sandals how do I type bird from. Eygpt

      The dragon that loves skittlesThe dragon that loves skittlesАй бұрын
    • hell yeah

      tabtaistabtais2 ай бұрын
  • jokes apart, he really fixed the alphabet. you still can understand the description and finish word

    мемная слойкамемная слойка9 күн бұрын
  • Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

    RingøコーヒーRingøコーヒー29 күн бұрын
    • Missed Cool Egyptian Bird, and you mispronounced Cool S

      WillOfTheWindsWillOfTheWinds10 күн бұрын
  • "the romans formed the letters" The Greeks and the Phoenicians: Are we a joke to you? The Romans borrowed the Greek alphabet, just so you know.

    proage proproage proАй бұрын
  • Damn, someone missed a mark on a English test cause they spelt something wrong 😂

    HMLVlogsHMLVlogsАй бұрын
  • grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

    NormeNormeАй бұрын
    • spik*

      SeRenSeRenАй бұрын
    • lmao

      UntiedBeats4675UntiedBeats4675Ай бұрын
    • u is verifed

      Dimitar GvozdeykovDimitar GvozdeykovАй бұрын
    • purfekt*

      LokiLokiАй бұрын
  • as the video goes, the captions change based on the actual alphabet, GENIOUS

    Emanuel LopesEmanuel LopesАй бұрын
  • We used to have 20 characters (with 3 markings to distinguish how they're pronounced) in our alphabet.

    Raw BeanRaw BeanАй бұрын
  • POV: You use subtitles, and you realise they did the subtitles with the new alphabet

    Purple SorcererPurple SorcererАй бұрын
  • Using that eXtreme logic, you better realize that thikk will never come close to thicc, period.

    Paloma NoceadoPaloma Noceado25 күн бұрын
  • “Let’s call it double v” French and Spanish: “I am always two steps ahead.”

    Lily AvocadoLily AvocadoАй бұрын
    • @Succ Succ shhhhh! Jeg er for doven til at se om det er blevet skrevet🙄

      Malle DMalle DАй бұрын
    • @Malle D For fanden det er jo allerede sagt, MALLE!

      Succ SuccSucc SuccАй бұрын
    • and norwegian

      bigboipeepeebigboipeepeeАй бұрын
    • @Chxrles It's called American English., so yes it is.

      Cecilie BlondinCecilie BlondinАй бұрын
    • @Credits unknown well american isnt a language so i said that

      ChxrlesChxrlesАй бұрын
  • Except when you really think, in different languages all the removed letters make sense

    Akito’s husbandAkito’s husbandАй бұрын
  • He actually made the subtitles so that it is written in alphabet 2. Dont believe me open your subtitles. Timestamp: 2:10

    Creative MindsCreative MindsАй бұрын
  • the fact that when you click on subtitles it even goes along with your aphabet

    Ezra JadenEzra Jaden21 күн бұрын
  • I love how the captions follow his alphabet

    piyoxopiyoxo27 күн бұрын
  • Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

    Matthew SherwoodMatthew SherwoodАй бұрын
    • Ohh that makes sense. T and š are both just uuu, i is u, u is y, so manny letters are just u it's unbelievable lmao

      Hugo 57kHugo 57kАй бұрын
    • @Terrame конечно нет, когда-то это даже было в мемных подборках

      Moon PonyMoon PonyАй бұрын
    • я думал я один это увидел...

      TerrameTerrameАй бұрын
    • russian cursive looks like my dad's English cursive actually. he signs micheal and it's just different sized hills.

      Erie RosewoodErie RosewoodАй бұрын
  • 5:20 actually you can do that, your signature can be whatever the hell you want as long as it’s consistent

    Randomation Studios 24xRandomation Studios 24x18 күн бұрын
  • Love how you made the captions match your alpabet

    terry shortterry shortАй бұрын
  • "It's double V now" I mean the French already call it that.

    Daft CanuckDaft CanuckАй бұрын
  • Let's call this "Double-V" French (and most likely a couple of other language): Way ahead of you bruh

    TheZombyTheZombyАй бұрын